Bad “Get Bent” Lines

Ever tell someone to F-off and have them reply, “Your place or mine?”

I have. On June 2, 1981.

When it happened I didn’t know what to say, so I just called him an a__hole. But later, in my diary, I came up with better responses. They’re kind of funny, so I thought I’d share them with you.

“Your choice. I won’t be there.”

“Yours. Who shall I send? Oh, I know, King Kong!”

“Look me up, I’m not in the book.”