Silly Limericks

cliff jumping
By Rafi B. from Somewhere in Texas 🙂 (Flickr) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
These two limericks were written in my diary on April 19, 1981. Yes, I am aware they don’t make much sense. 😉

There once was a very cool cot
Who was always smoking pot
He was so high
He thought he could fly
But now he is forgot

Many people don’t know if
Or why he jumped off the cliff
But I know why
He thought he could fly
But that is a very big if

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