The Left Side of a Yak

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I listen to a lot of radio, and therefore, a lot of radio commercials. My current favorite is for Cingular.

A young man seeks the secret of happiness from a “master on the mountain.” It turns out that the secret to happiness is switching to the Cingular Nation plan and never standing on the left side of a yak. “They don’t like that.”

This is good news! For, since I don’t know where there are any yaks, I can’t stand on their left side. Therefore, I’m half way to happiness!

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