Radio Commercial-aholic

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AirTran Airways Boeing 737 by Cubbie_n_Vegas [Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license] via Wikimedia Commons
I love the AirTran Airways radio commercials. I find it comforting to know that when I fly with AirTran Airways, I don’t ever have to worry about:

  • Sitting next to a man who only communicates by singing in opera tenor.
  • Sitting next to someone whose clothing is composed solely of deli meats.
  • In-flight dodgeball.

And now, most important of all, I’ll never have to worry about sitting next to needy annoying pirates. What airline can offer you so much!

Whoever wrote those commercials must have been having a blast.

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